Post by Sigma on Dec 26, 2018 11:02:31 GMT
Debating food is a serious topic, but we must not forget to include enough time to laugh in between. And the best thing about food jokes is that they contain zero calories!
Here is one I found on wendihiebert.com/
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully accepts and enjoys.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks her: "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"Oh, we can't chew them, because we have no teeth," she replies.
Puzzled, the driver asks: "Then, why do you buy them?"
The old lady replies: "We just love the chocolate around them!"
Here is one I found on wendihiebert.com/
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully accepts and enjoys.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks her: "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"Oh, we can't chew them, because we have no teeth," she replies.
Puzzled, the driver asks: "Then, why do you buy them?"
The old lady replies: "We just love the chocolate around them!"
